Pretty much brutal personality test (aka fear me. Or maybe just fear yourself ;)

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Your Score: Smartass

You are 57% Rational, 57% Extroverted, 71% Brutal, and 71% Arrogant.

You are the Smartass! You are rational, extroverted, brutal, and arrogant. In fact, you could very well be the anti-Christ, as you are almost the exact opposite of everything Jesus was supposed to be. While Jesus says love your enemy, you say love beating the crap out of your enemy. While Jesus raises the dead, you raise hell. While Jesus walks on water, you tend to sink. You probably consider people who are emotional and gentle to be big pussies who are obviously in lesser stature than you. You have many flaws, despite your seeming intelligence and cool-headedness. For instance, you aren't very nice. In fact, you're probably an asshole. And you are conceited and self-centered. Not only that, but you are very loud and vocal about all this, seeing as how you are extroverted. There is no better way to describe you than as a "smartass", I'm afraid. Perhaps just "ass" would do, too. But that's a little less literary and descriptive. At any rate, your main personality defect is the fact that you are self-centered, mean, uncaring, and brutally logical.

To put it less negatively:
1. You are more RATIONAL than intuitive.
2. You are more EXTROVERTED than introverted.
3. You are more BRUTAL than gentle.
4. You are more ARROGANT than humble.

Compatibility:
Your exact opposite is the Emo Kid.
Other personalities you would probably get along with are the Capitalist Pig, the Braggart, and the Sociopath.
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If you scored near fifty percent for a certain trait (42%-58%), you could very well go either way. For example, someone with 42% Extroversion is slightly leaning towards being an introvert, but is close enough to being an extrovert to be classified that way as well. Below is a list of the other personality types so that you can determine which other possible categories you may fill if you scored near fifty percent for certain traits.

The other personality types:
The Emo Kid: Intuitive, Introverted, Gentle, Humble.
The Starving Artist: Intuitive, Introverted, Gentle, Arrogant.
The Bitch-Slap: Intuitive, Introverted, Brutal, Humble.
The Brute: Intuitive, Introverted, Brutal, Arrogant.
The Hippie: Intuitive, Extroverted, Gentle, Humble.
The Televangelist: Intuitive, Extroverted, Gentle, Arrogant.
The Schoolyard Bully: Intuitive, Extroverted, Brutal, Humble.
The Class Clown: Intuitive, Extroverted, Brutal, Arrogant.
The Robot: Rational, Introverted, Gentle, Humble.
The Haughty Intellectual: Rational, Introverted, Gentle, Arrogant.
The Spiteful Loner: Rational, Introverted, Brutal, Humble.
The Sociopath: Rational, Introverted, Brutal, Arrogant.
The Hand-Raiser: Rational, Extroverted, Gentle, Humble.
The Braggart: Rational, Extroverted, Gentle, Arrogant.
The Capitalist Pig: Rational, Extroverted, Brutal, Humble.
The Smartass: Rational, Extroverted, Brutal, Arrogant.

Be sure to take my Sublime Philosophical Crap Test if you are interested in taking a slightly more intellectual test that has just as many insane ramblings as this one does!

About Saint_Gasoline
I am a self-proclaimed pseudo-intellectual who loves dashes. I enjoy science, philosophy, and fart jokes and water balloons, not necessarily in that order. I spend 95% of my time online, and the other 5% of my time in the bathroom, longing to get back on the computer. If, God forbid, you somehow find me amusing instead of crass and annoying, be sure to check out my blog and my webcomic at SaintGasoline.com. 

Link: The Personality Defect Test written by saint_gasoline on OkCupid Free Online Dating, home of the The Dating Persona Test



Basically... basically there IS some truth in it. Maybe even more than I'd like to admit aloud. ;) For one part I can fully disagree is the whole extroverted-type thing. But given the clarification about this 42-50% thing, I can make myself not notice it. ;)

For my justification I can just say that I was hesitating in some questions. Not that it'd make any difference for better, of course. ;) (Believe me, I tried XD).

For this oh-so-special occasion, I took Seimei icon. ;)

Comments

[crofe-sima.livejournal.com]

Ło matko. Przeczytałam ten opis na samej górze... i się lekko Ciebie wystraszyłam XD Te wszystkie elementy o byciu antychrystem, dupkiem i te sprawy.Po chwili zdałam sobie jednak sprawę, że mi wyjdzie chyba podobny wynik (chociaż kto wie - zaraz sprawdzę~).
You probably consider people who are emotional and gentle to be big pussies who are obviously in lesser stature than you.
UHA HA HA HA...

Powinnaś się cieszyć, że Your exact opposite is the Emo Kid. Z drugiej strony jednak podpowiadają Ci, że... Other personalities you would probably get along with are the Capitalist Pig, the Braggart, and the Sociopath.
Ten test jest lekko przerażający...

[thier-sess.livejournal.com]

Wyobraź sobie, jak miło ja się poczułam (ale nie pisząc temat postu xD). ;) Jeszcze czytać o kimś innym cos takiego a o sobie samym...XD Co mnie dość zdziwiło, że bratu (który ma inny charakter ode mnie dość znacznie w sumie) wyszło to samo. A bycie antychrystem... To byłoby dziwne, biorąc pod uwagę, że jestem praktykującą katoliczką, ale kto wie...;) Mówią, że człowiek nigdy nie zna samego siebie. XD

A jaki jest Twój wynik? ;3

Wzmianką o Emo Kid się odrobinę pocieszyłam, druga zaś o socjopatach itd. sprowadziła mnie na dół, więc teraz wszystko powinno być w porządku. ;) (Or so I tell myself...;).